3/22/08

Good Friday

How do you wish somebody on a Good Friday?

Happy Good Friday? Seems like an obvious first choice, but look at the effect it's having on Wordsworth's grave.

Very Good Friday? Getting better. But only grammatically.

Merry Good Friday? Nah, I think Christmas has the copyrights for that.

Just "Good Friday"? Short and Simple.But it's the equivalent of saying "Saturday!" on a Saturday, "Holy ****!" on Holi or "Bring Your Antique Toaster To Work Day!" on Bring Your Antique Toaster To Work Day.

Jolly Good Friday? Ok, now it's getting ridiculous.

Many Happy Returns Of The Day? Ah, my spider sense is tingling. My sense of direction is being tickled. And my sense of humour [which thinks that it's otherwise very funny] is leading a mutiny against the powers that be, claiming them to be elitists. My Five senses laugh maniacally. They find it funny that my sense of humour is serious about this.

So yeah, Many Happy Returns of The Good Friday! One wish to rule them all.
And Happy Easter!
And, of course, "Holy ****!". And then, "Eggs! Run!".
With all due wishes of colour [Eggless for you vegans] to all.



P.S. The ****'s are muted by the Censor Board of Muting Stuff.