A man walks into a bar.... Ouch!
N.B. Lemme know if you don't get it.
1/23/07
1/15/07
Scary Story 5
Lemme start with a horror story.
When i say "lemme", i'm not exactly askin for permission. How i love stating the obvious.
Anyway, here it is:
On a dark and stormy night,... Ok, i'll cut the cliches.
Anyway, here it really is:
No electricity for 3 days.
{cue simultaneous maniacal laughter- BWUhuHAhaHA, and helpless female scream- um dunno how to spell that one.}
N.B. Replace electricity with cable, web access, gaming, orkut, etc with regard to whichever's scariest to the reader. [Yes, you can customise this story. Don't you just love the interactive feel here?]
N.A.B. The author does not know of a Scary Story 1,2,3 or 4.
When i say "lemme", i'm not exactly askin for permission. How i love stating the obvious.
Anyway, here it is:
On a dark and stormy night,... Ok, i'll cut the cliches.
Anyway, here it really is:
No electricity for 3 days.
{cue simultaneous maniacal laughter- BWUhuHAhaHA, and helpless female scream- um dunno how to spell that one.}
N.B. Replace electricity with cable, web access, gaming, orkut, etc with regard to whichever's scariest to the reader. [Yes, you can customise this story. Don't you just love the interactive feel here?]
N.A.B. The author does not know of a Scary Story 1,2,3 or 4.
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