6/9/08

Bart Rules!

Ok, no, he doesn't. I'll just say that he doesn't suck now.
So anyway, Bart n Lisa find this mound with ancient relics [*cough*plotdevice*cough*] which would be their little secret or something.
Next Scene:-
Lisa: The Mound Builders worshipped turtles as well as badgers, snakes and other animals.
Bart: Thank god we've come to our senses and worship a carpenter who lived two thousand years ago.

Now, the Simpsons has always been an above average show for me. And I never saw Bart as as much a bad-ass as Eric Cartman. [Dont argue with me on this till you've seen at least the episodes Imaginationland or Scott Tenorman Must Die] But this line alone brings this show to a "comparable to South Park" level.

P.S. Family Guy fans, I pity you people.

EDIT: [After having missed a great match between the Holes and the Italics in Euro '08]
P.P.S. Did Football ruin my engineering life, or did engineering ruin my football/music/gaming life?

8 comments:

PR said...

Bart Simpson is a wimp compaired to Eric Cartman. Now if you compaired Eric to Homer, you'd have a challange.

Patism

Anonymous said...

Bart sure rulez.... but Cartman is God. Oh, sorry. Its Sir Eric Cartman...I've knighted him ;-)

malevolent supercritter said...

I object to the carpenter comment. He sucked at carpentry

Sheryll Sampson said...

I don't care what anyone says. Bart Simpson KICKED ASS!! Bart Simpson PAVED THE WAY for little boys like Eric Cartman to show the world their badly animated middle finger. All hail Bart Simpson!

The Rebel said...

Critter, dude, a lot of us suck at our profession.

And Sheryll, even if what you say is right, did the guy that did lay the Walk Of Fame deserve any fame himself?

Sheryll Sampson said...

"Designed by local artist Oliver Weismuller, the Hollywood Walk of Fame represented one of a number of improvements the city undertook at the time." - Wikipedia.
Hello fame.

The Rebel said...

Check the same page now.

Wikipedia is accurate [Citation needed].

Sheryll Sampson said...

>:P